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Over a decade of shits and giggles. Keepers of Hotdog Truth. Come find us in East End Cultural District doing what we do best. Hosting live music shows, pouring ice cold draft beers, and serving up the best damn dogs and burgers around.

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VIP Service Only

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Daily Specials
$8
.50
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Specials
Get them while they last!
Sold out of special snacks! Check back soon!

Mug Mondays

Snag a Moon Tower mug, get $5 pint fills every Monday!

Trivia Night!

Trivia brought to you by Geeks Who Drink at 8pm! 20% off Moontower Platters, $12 Saint Arnold Fancy Lawnmower Pitchers

Singles Only! Bogo Burgers

Buy one burger, get one burger free. Singles only, no modifications! Starts at 6pm! NOT AVAILABLE TO GO!

Chop Night!

16oz Bone-in Pork Ribeye, served on a bed of curried sweet potato mash and a side rocket salad w/ julienne red onions, cotija, tomato and Moontower Mustard Vinaigrette. Just $22, every Thursday, starts at 7p sharp!

Intrusive Thoughts!

...COMING SOON!
Specials
Get them while they last!
Sold out of special snacks! Check back soon!

Intrusive Thoughts

Rotating specials, brought to you by our warped minds!
None right now, check back next time

Lunch Menu

Mon - Fri from 11am - 3pm

Harvey Burger

$
9.50
1/4 lbs angus beef, served on sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, American cheese, and our super special secret sauce. Served w/ chips
Chef's Choice Toppings:

Crankin’ Hog

$
8.50
Spicy Salami & Black Forest Ham Cold Cuts, piled high on Toasted Brioche with House Pimento, Pepperoncini, Arugula and Sambal Mayo.
Chef's Choice Toppings:

BLT

$
8.00
Crispy bacon stacked on Toasted focaccia with cheddar, lettuce, marinated tomato, and secret sauce.
Chef's Choice Toppings:

Thunderfrank

$
6.00
100% All beef frank
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Red onion, Cheddar, Stout Kraut, MTI Mustard and Black Pepper Ketchup

High Jive

$
8.50
Toasted Focaccia, Smoked Turkey Cold Cuts, Bacon, Marinated Tomato, Arugula, Creamy Dill, Yellow Mustard and Swiss Cheese.
Chef's Choice Toppings:
BOGO Burgers
WED from 6pm - 11:30pm

Harvey Burger

$
11.50
1/4 lbs angus beef, served on sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, American cheese, and our super special secret sauce. Served w/ chips
Chef's Choice Toppings:

Moontower Burger

$
12.50
“The Cheeseburger”! 1/4lbs Angus Beef Patty w/ American and Cheddar cheese, Lettuce, White Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Yellow Mustard and Mayo on Brioche Bun!
“The Cheeseburger”! 1/4lbs Angus Beef Patty w/ American and Cheddar cheese, Lettuce, White Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Yellow Mustard and Mayo on Brioche Bun! Add Bacon $1.50 or make it double for $2
Chef's Choice Toppings:

Cheech

$
15.00
1/4lb Angus Beef, Chevre, roasted poblanos, bacon and sambal mayo on Brioche Bun
(2) 1/4lb Angus Beef Patties, Chevre, roasted poblanos, bacon and sambal mayo on Brioche Bun
Chef's Choice Toppings:

Willie

$
15.00
1/4lb Angus Beef, Griddled ham, Chipotle Pimento Cheese and roasted jalapeño coleslaw
(2) 1/4lb Angus Beef patties, Griddled ham, Chipotle Pimento Cheese and roasted jalapeño coleslaw
Chef's Choice Toppings:

Bob

$
13.50
Housemade Black Bean/Onion/Beet Veggie Patty with chevre, onion, cilantro, Fresh jalapenos and sambal mayo on brioche bun
Chef's Choice Toppings:

Munchies n' Sides

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$8
.50
Specials
Get them while they last!
Sold out of special snacks! Check back soon!

Munchies

Moontower Platter

$
Small:
$
16.95
Large:
$
32.50
Great for groups! Choose your choice of (2) for small OR (4) for large Wild Game Dogs, Sliced w/ House made Chipotle Pimento or sub any of our house made sides, House Pickled Onions and Jalapeno, Creole Mustard and Vaquero BBQ Sauce! (Small: 1-3 ppl, Large: 4-6 ppl) NOT AVAILABLE TO-GO!

Southern Caviar

$
8.00
Chipotle spiked pimento cheese served with buttered and toasted artisan bread!

Sides

Blue Cheese Bacon Potato Salad

Small:
$
2.50
Large:
$
5.00
House made potato salad w/ Bacon, Blue Cheese and Green Onion

Roasted Pepper Slaw

Small:
$
2.50
Large:
$
5.00
House made Slaw w/ Roasted Jalapeno and Chipotle

Serrano Dill Pasta Salad

Small:
$
2.50
Large:
$
5.00
Tricolor pasta, Tomato, Jalapeno, Red Onion, Roasted Corn and Black Bean in a Serrano Dill Cream Sauce

Zapp's Chips

$
2.50
Choose Regular or Hotter n' Hot Jalapeno

Clark’s Jerky

$
10.00
Rotating Flavors of Locally Made Beef Jerky. Ask Your Server About Current Flavors! 3 oz bag

Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookie

$
4.50
4 oz Chocolate Chip Cookie from our baking partners at Cake & Bacon!

Double Chocolate Chip

$
4.50
4 Oz Double Chocolate Chip Cookie From Our Baking Partners At Cake & Bacon!

Snacks

Zapp's Chips

$
2.50
Choose Regular or Hotter n' Hot Jalapeno

Clark’s Jerky

$
10.00
Rotating Flavors of Locally Made Beef Jerky. Ask Your Server About Current Flavors! 3 oz bag
Drawing of three flying hot dogs.
World Famous
Moon Tower Hotdogs
Step 1: Pick Your Dog
$8
.50
Rotating Selection of Gourmet HotDogs
All Served on Pretzel Buns
add a premium side for $2.50
may contain pork

Buffalo Red Wine

$
8.00
Buffalo w/ Red Wine reduction
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Feta, Red Onion, Dill Relish, Black Pepper Ketchup and Cilantro

Deer

$
8.50
Venison w/ Red wine reduction and blueberries
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Cheddar, Red Onion, Stout Kraut, Creole and Black Pepper Ketchup

Duck Apple Brandy

$
8.00
Duck w/ Apple Brandy reduction
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Cheddar, Red Onion, Stout Kraut, Jalapeño and Creole Mustard

Duck Foie Gras

$
8.00
Duck w/ Red Wine and Foie Gras
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Feta, Red Onion, Sambal Mayo, Black Pepper Ketchup and Cilantro

Lamb Merguez

$
8.00
Lamb w/ Morrocan Spices
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Feta, Red Onion, jalapeño, Sambal Mayo and Cilantro

Lamb Oregano

$
8.00
Lamb w/ Oregano and Garlic
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Feta, Red Onion, Jalapeño, Sambal Mayo and Cilantro

Pheasant

$
8.00
Pheasant w/ Cognac Reduction
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Cheddar, Red Onion, jalapeño, Sambal Mayo and cilantro

Rabbit

$
8.00
Wild Rabbit w/ White Wine reduction and Herbs
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Feta, Red Onion, Dill Relish, jalapeño and creole mustard

Thunderfrank

$
7.00
100% All beef frank
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Red onion, Cheddar, Stout Kraut, MTI Mustard and Black Pepper Ketchup

Wild Boar

$
8.00
Boar w/ Masala, Garlic and Provolone
Chef's Choice Toppings:
Cheddar, Red Onion, Relish, Creole Mustard and Black Pepper Ketchup

Step 2: Pick Your Toppings

Choose Chef's Choice for $2 OR build it Your Way
Add any toppings to other menu items a la carte!

Regular

¢0.50
each
Creamy Dill Sauce
Super Secret Sauce
Feta Cheese
Cotija
Pepperoncini
Pickled Onion
Yellow Mustard
Plain Ketchup
Mayo
Cheddar Cheese
Creole Mustard
Moon Tower Beer Mustard
Sambal Mayo
Black Pepper Ketchup
Fresh Onion
Stout Kraut
Dill Relish
Fresh Jalapeño
Fresh Cilantro

Premium

Hot Damn!
Crispy Fried Onion
$
1.50
Vaquero BBQ Sauce
$
0.75
Roasted Poblano
$
1.50
Chèvre
$
1.50
Pimento Cheese
$
1.50
Strawberry Fig Jam
$
0.75
Chili Onion Crisp
$
0.75
Balsamic Glaze
$
0.75
Grilled Onion
$
1.00
Grimm Sauce (XXX)
$
2.00
Bacon
$
1.50
Sunny-Side Egg
$
2.00
Dr. Pepper Onion Marmalade
$
1.25
Hefty Burgers
all certified Angus Smash Patties on artisan bread from cake & Bacon
Sub Chicken or veggie upon request
All Served with Chips
Sub a premium side for $2.50

Moontower Burger

$
12.50
“The Cheeseburger”! 1/4lbs Angus Beef Patty w/ American and Cheddar cheese, Lettuce, White Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Yellow Mustard and Mayo on Brioche Bun! Add Bacon $1.50 or make it double for $2

Chong

$
15.00
(2) 1/4lb Angus Patties, Sunnyside egg, bacon, cheddar, swiss. Creole mustard and house bread n butter pickled jalapeños on Brioche Bun. NOT AVAILABLE TO GO!

Cheech

$
15.00
(2) 1/4lb Angus Beef Patties, Chevre, roasted poblanos, bacon and sambal mayo on Brioche Bun

Grim Creeper

$
18.00
(2) 1/4lb Angus Beef Smash Patties, Chipotle Pimento Cheese, Bacon, Roasted Poblano Peppers, BNB Jalapeños, Crispy Fried Onion, Hellstard(TM) & Grimm Sauce(TM) on a Brioche Bun. You will probably regret it. 🥵🌶️☠️🌶️🥵

Fatti-Baddi-Daddi Melt

$
13.50
1/4lb Angus Beef Patty, Double Bacon, Dr. Pepper Onion Marmalade, Swiss Cheese, Grilled White Onion and Mayo on Sourdough Bread

Willie

$
15.00
(2) 1/4lb Angus Beef patties, Griddled ham, Chipotle Pimento Cheese and roasted jalapeño coleslaw

Bob

$
13.50
Housemade Black Bean/Onion/Beet Veggie Patty with chevre, onion, cilantro, Fresh jalapenos and sambal mayo on brioche bun
The Harvey Burger
Signature Classic Burgers
Completely Sold Out! Check back soon!
Fat Tacos
$8
.50
On Flour Tortillas
add a premium side for $2.50
Specials
Extra Special Tacos, Aye Caramba!
Sold out of special tacos! Check back soon!

Cash

$
5.00
Grilled beef fajita topped with cilantro, onion, fresh jalapeño. Choose Red or Green Sauce

Sabbath

$
5.00
Pineapple marinated Pork Trompo, seared in chiles topped with onion and cilantro. Choose Red or Green Sauce

Nirvana

$
5.00
Fire grilled corn and cauliflower with black beans, cilantro, sambal mayo and cotija cheese. Choose Red or Green Sauce
Sammiches
$8
.50
On artisan Bread from cake & Bacon
All Served with Chips
add a premium side for $2.50
Specials
The Most Dank, For A Limited Time
Sold out of special sammiches! Check back soon!

Chingazo

$
16.50
Grilled chicken breast w/ Bacon, Cheddar, BNB Jalapeno, Pickled Onions, Roasted Jalapeno Cole Slaw, Crispy Fried Onion and our House-made Vaquero Sauce on Brioche Bun

BLT

$
9.50
Crispy bacon stacked on Toasted focaccia with cheddar, lettuce, marinated tomato, and secret sauce.

Crankin’ Hog

$
10.50
Spicy Salami & Black Forest Ham Cold Cuts, piled high on Toasted Brioche with House Pimento, Pepperoncini, Arugula and Sambal Mayo.

High Jive

$
10.50
Toasted Focaccia, Smoked Turkey Cold Cuts, Bacon, Marinated Tomato, Arugula, Creamy Dill, Yellow Mustard and Swiss Cheese.

Cheesus Crust

$
7.50
Two cheddar, Swiss and American grilled cheese sandos on sourdough, welded together with more damn cheese!

Chile Cheese

$
6.95
Chopped roasted poblano, American and cheddar cheese on an inside out brioche bun
* Consuming raw and undercooked food can turn out bad *
* 20% Gratuity added to Tickets over $150 *
* Please, always let us know about any allergies Concerns *
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3004 Canal St.
Houston, TX 77003
Sunday - Thursday :
11am - Midnight
Friday / Saturday :
11am - 1AM
NO MODIFICATIONS
Kitchen Closes 30 mins
before posted time
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